![]() “I'm just a diaper-changing facility hooked up to a life-support system, but my wife, she's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.“You go, ‘You make me laugh, you make me smile, you make me feel loved, you make me food.'" -Nikki Glaser recalling Amy Schumer’s wedding vows. ![]() I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad, and if either watches it without the other, they're dead meat.” ―Mindy Kaling “I don't want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting or the work it takes to plan a date night."I married for love, but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored." -Cameron Esposito.“Make sure you have date night even if it's once in a blue moon because most of the time you’re just too tired and you’d actually prefer to sleep." -Chris Hemsworth.“People say, 'Jeez, it must be hard to stay married in show business.' I think it's hard to stay married anywhere, but if you marry the right person, it might work out.” -Tom Hanks.No matter how stupid his problems sound to you." -Megan Mullally “Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse.“A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ every other month." -Dax Shepard. ![]()
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